Corrupt a Wish

I've played this on a couple of other sites and it was really fun ^^.

So heres how it goes:
Person 1: I wish i had a DSI!
Person 2: granted, but only in your dreams, and its broken.
I wish i had a pet rabbit!
Person 3: Granted, but my cat ate it.
I wish i had a car.

Etc...

So the first person wishes for something, and then the next person grants, but makes it something totally different or something that the first person didn't wish for, and then wishes.

I'll start:

I wish i knew what i wanted for christmas

Granted but Christmas was canceled.

I wish I had pizza

Granted, but you only get the crust.

I wish it was summer!

Granted. It's summer but that doesn't mean it's not cold and won't snow.

I wish my locker didn't smell(The locker next to mine smells horrible so the fumes go into my locker).

Granted--but now you can't smell anything.

I wish that I had a room temperature omlette on a clean plate with a clean fork!

Granted but that doesn't mean the omlette is clean. XD

I wish for some chocolate! 8D

Granted, But i ate it. C:

Wish I had A wii :C

Wish Granted, but you got arrested for stealing it.

I wish I had 3 more wishs

Granted but your three wishes just ran away from you(XD).

I'm going to regret this but... *deep breath* I wish my crush loveded me. XD

Granted, but you fell for some other guy xD

I wish I can find an Active Vampire Knight roleplay forum >C
[in a vampire roleplaying mood right now]

Never! D8<

Granted but the administrator turned out to be your arch nemisis so he/she banned yoyu for life! >8D

I wish I had a Keyblade! XD

Granted, but it's plastic.

I wish Harry Potter was real.

Granted but when he came to visit you, and find the philosopher's stone, Edward Elric killed him. XD

I wish (bad but) Rin was dead! *_* (Hatez, hurp durp...)

Granted but I got her back to life but she fell for Gakupo instead of len.

I wish it was christmas already. THE SONGS ARE ALL OVER THE RADIO AND IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS D8

That's not so bad! 8D For me... XD Not for Kiyo.

Granted but now you hate Christmas.

I wish I had a bestest friend that couldn't die. X3

Granted. but you died for them!

I wish I had a life

Granted. You have a life but it's horrible. XD

I wish I was a movie star that was good at acting! : D

Granted. Like most good movie stars, you end up in a scandalous affair that ruins your reputation and the everyday pestering of media makes your life unbearable.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream.

Granted but your ice cream is moldy.

I wish I had a copy of Vampires Sucks!

Granted. You get the X-Tails doll of doom!

I wish for Mewtwo's psychic powers!

Granted, but you can't access/use them.

I wish my little brother hadn't spilled some unidentified green liquid on my mp3.

Granted. Instead he spilled some unidenrified purple liquid. XD

I wish I had my science fair project dine(I'm scared...).

Granted, but it ate you and your family, and everyone at the sciance fair.

I wish I had some magic pixie dust.

Granted but it turns you into a bunny if you touch it!

I WISH I HAD A HELLOKITTY PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!