THE RANDOM PAGE! WOOT WOOT

*phew* It's hard to tell over the Internet. I've gotten in so many email-fights because I can't tell if people are teasing or not in text. I'm a bonafide peacemaker, or I try to be. XD

And gothica, that's not true. We all love you!

Yep. We love you. *hugs Cierra*
Maybe when we are teasing we should have a code for it. Like: (T.M. [Teasing Message])

Yeah, like a little disclaimer, LOL. "I AM NOT REALLY MAD AT YOU, I AM JUST TEASING."

"T.M. sounds good, so that way next time london and i are teasing you, you don't go all upset."

It's funny cause T.M. usually means Trade Mark. xD

"wow, i'm not only unloved but i'm also dumb." O.O

I used to not know that too.

"ohh, so i'm only unloved." T.T

I like cows. 0.0

"you're wierd."

Thank you, Duke of Italy.

GASP! HOW DARE YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THE MARMALADE? IT WAS MEANT FOR THE KOOKABURRAS, MISSY! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REWRITE THE DIARY OF A YOUNG GIRL: ANNE FRANKS DIARY! NOW!

"what's marmalade?"

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day!

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
got people begging for my top eight spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need

Baby, I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on

But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

Taco shack!
Taco shack!
You'll eat tacos,
Untill you hack.
Yay for taco shack~!

chese chese chese chese... (from weird al show)

'Cause I know how I feel
about you now.

don't u wish that u could be a FLY ON THE WALL!

From the window!
To the wall!

I have a strange addiction to apples. O.o

Food!
Glorious Food!