[Forum Game] 3 word Story

okay ;D alot of you may know this game and maybe some of you don't but this is how you play the person says 3 words and the next person who posts gotta comtinue that story in 3 words. Express your self ;D but make it appropriate for others.
[Appropraiteness please D:<]

Ex.
Person1: Jumping into a
Person2: river, the person
Person3: found a weird
and so on..

So i will start first... Uhhhh

Living in a

house with a

a three legged

horse. It looks

red and very

dark and horse-like?

It sat down

and ate your

couch just because

it was sad

and it watched

oprah brushing her

hair because she

ate a lovely

piece of a

a small pineapple.

chocolate pie because

everyone said something

about her listening

but she wasn't

cause she fell

good. So she

used the one

Kanoo to make

another problem of