I just sent this to my friend as a lark, but i decided to post it here as well♥ I made this list 100%
All me, baby, All me.
1. Fall face-first in the sand
2. Step on a jelly fish
3. Get eaten by a shark
4. Drown
5. Wet yourself while in the ocean/lake/pool
6. Talk to a stalker
7. Try and act like a capybara
8. Pretend you can fly like the flock
9. Quote Twilight
10. Get in cahoots with twilight fangirls
11. Get in cahoots with Maximum Ride fangirls
12. Show your fangirliness
13. Eat something poison
14. Get engaged to an Amish boy
15. Become obsessed with crabs
16. Not look at me when I stalk you
17. Listen to my yammerings
18. Upchuck in someone's hair
19. Purposely drink the ocean water
20. Poke something sharp
21. Poke something because it looks cool--most likely it's just a trap set out by an unknown conspiracy.
22. Join on conspiracy (you're already part of mine!)
23. Run across the beach screaming, "AHHHHHH IT'S GUNNA GET ME RUUUNNNN!" (Actually, give that one a try)
24. Order Diet water. (Try that one too)
25. Create a costume for yourself and become a superhero.
26. Make up a legend about some sort of weird sea creature living in the ocean
27. Write a weird poem about the invention of sandwiches.
28. Make a sculpture out of straws
29. Make a snowman
30. Dance out in public
31. Run down the hotel hallway screaming "I'M STRIPPING!"
32. Tell ghost stories
33. Write a letter of nonsensical things and send it to a random address
34. Write a story
35. Write a play
36. Convince everyone you're a descendent of Shakespeare and make him or her pay for autographs (quick money!)
37. Buy a case of water bottles and dump them in the ocean. When someone asks what you're doing, say, "I'm trying to purify the ocean!"
38. Make an awesomesauce sand sculpture
39. Look at the stars at night on the beach
40. Watch the sunset
41. Read a good book
42. Get a tan (or a burn)
43. Dye your hair blond and tell everyone it's your natural color
44. Get cat eye contacts
45. Ware something you've never worn before
46. Adopt a stray puppy/kitten/capybara
47. Draw a picture
48. Take a picture
49. Edit a picture
50. Sew a quilt
51. Buy a video game
52. Write a poem
53. Enter in a contest you're not even good at
54. "Alter" your clothes and make everyone think you've gone mental
55. Buy a car you know for sure will break down, have it break down in front of a Walmart, then go inside to buy something for the darn car to work again. After that, go sue the guy who sold it to you in the first place. (Easy money)
56. Make wanted posters for yourself and put in a reward. (Hey, it's money)
57. Please use the rest stop areas provided for you. If you go on the floor, we'll kick you out.
58. Fall in love, then discover the person you fell for is actually royalty and you can never ever be together
59. Use soap
60. Create the newest fad--rubber band bracelets that come in different shapes that glow in the dark.
61. Learn to speak another language
62. Wash your face. Unless of course, you have perfect movie-star skin. Which no one does but photoshop.
63. Roll down a hill/sand dune/snow mountain screaming "AS YOU WISH!"
64. Create annoying chain letters and send them to everyone you know.
65. Throw sparkles on people and say "FAITH, TRUST, AND PIXIE DUST!"
66. Just to freak people out, dress up as a mermaid and go for a midnight swim
67. Read the bible
68. Pray
69. Reach spiritual enlightment
70. Walk around with a stick writing, "SPAM!" in the sand/snow.
71. Go to a Japanese store and buy a 1 inch eraser for $10.00
72. Live
73. Laugh
74. Love
75. Eat foods you've never had.
76. Read a book you know you won't like, just so you can rant about it later
77. Paint your skin orange and dye your hair green
78. Paint your skin blue and dye your hair orange
79. To convince people you're crazy, write a book consisting of the number 23
80. Eat food
81. Watch TV
82. Feed a seagull a fry you injected with chloroform
83. Go to a local prison and interrogate someone--remember, you're the bad cop
84. When a bug lands on you, scream bloody murder
85. Make a large piece of artwork made completely of cosmetics.
86. Read manga
87. Watch anime
88. Go to a Chinese restaurant and say you want diet tea
89. Investigate something completely random.
90. Talk to yourself and pretend to run into invisible walls
91. Paint your face black and white and pretend tour a mime.
92. Create a well thought-out language and speak it to the next person you see
93. Using your awesome stalker skills, track down snoop dog. Once you meet him, break down crying, wailing, "YOU'RE NOT A DOG!" after that, sue him for identity theft.
94. Create a book of annoying rythmes
95. Write a musical about nothing but desks
96. When at a restaurant, eat a piece of food and pretend it's the best thing you've ever tasted. MAKE A REALLY BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.
97. Break out into song.
98. Like Forest Gump, tell people your life's story.
99. While in the car, blast your music really loud and roll down your windows.
100.Make "A List of 100 things to do when...."
