Long story short: My dog got herself caught in the charger cables for my laptop and pulled it down on the ground, messing the screen up.
My laptop is my baby; it has my entire life on it, and it's pretty much the only way I can access the Internet (I'm on my brother's ancient Dell desktop right now with a sucky connection). So I don't know how often I'm going to be able to get online until my computer is fixed. :C
Sorry guys!