J.D. Salinger is DEAD.

*throws self on ground and cries hysterically*

He wrote "Catcher in The Rye."
I had a crush on Holden for the LONGEST time.
And I am deeply saddened by this.

*joins ES in crying*
I know! It's terrible!
He had to be one of the best authors I have ever read a book by.

*sits and fiddles with string* Who?

*gapes*

*gapes a little more*


Literature is dead.



J.D. Salinger is the author of "The Catcher in the Rye."

AND NOW HE'S DEAD.

*cries*

ah. never heard of it.