THE RANDOM PAGE! WOOT WOOT

Anyway, where was I?

That's not-yo cheese!

RANDOMNESS! Cherries! Woo! (I just ate a lot of valintine candy!)

*poke*

*Takes the rest of the candy and eats it.*
(I got a rose. ^^)

GLADE MORE FRAGMENTS

I got a carnation from a boy today~ I don't know if he really likes me because he says he has a girlfriend,but my friends says he's lying...

^^'

There was this girl who ate so much applesauce, she exploded.
P.S. Toilets are crunchy.

omg! that is so amazing!

This is from the guy who eats weird food. T.T

apples are yummy!

*muffles, mocks, can't stop laughing with the rhinocores at the Santa zoo.* you guys are REAL funny!

THE KANGAROO'S ARMY HAS TAKEN OVER AUSTRALIA AND IS RAPIDLY SWIMMING TO AMERICA AND JAPAN.

We can't see the image! *cries*

Apples!

That reminds me of something.
*giggles*

TAKES THE APPLES AND THROWS IT ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN AND THEN JAPAN EXPLODES! YAY FREE VIDEO GAMES! >8D

I'm proud to be a canadien!
Where I know my air is clean.
And it's really nice to know,
That all my meds are cheap.

THE LION SAYS "rAWR :3" (???)

Plug it in. Plug it in.

"uggghhhhhhhhhh, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo random!"

Quote :

Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this
program. Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER

Quote :

Dear TROUBLED USER:

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
with the original system. Look in your manual under
'Warnings-Alimony/Child Support'.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I
suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of YES
DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the
GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Le Poule peux dormi avec moi! xD

That was hilarious~ XD
You should win a Harvest Dreams Oscar for that~