[FG] Ctrl + V game

https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=5C3A270EB397401D

XD

So, I just went to see HP6. Now it reminds faintly of Twilight, cuz if you havn't read the books then it was really good, but if you have, then it totally sucked. They took out major scenes, but I wont describe it because some of you may be planning on seeing it, and I'm not gonna ruin it unlike SOME PEOPLE(cough, Caitlin, cough Alyssa,) who like to say that Will Smith died at the end of 7 Pounds, and that Marley died at the end of Marley and Me. No offense or anything. But it was really weird because normally if I go see a movie and I see one person that I know it is extremely out of the ordinary, so I saw Michelle S. (evil girl from after care at Crystal Lakes elem.), Hannah(preppy girl) and some other girl that I can't remember her name that both went to Genies with me, Marissa, Jason, Tiffany (I think, I only saw her back, but she had the exact hair and style and height, sooo), this one girl who I'm completely blanking out on her name, and a few other people who I can't be absolutely sure of because their backs were turned. And by the way, my uncle Rob is hilarious. Before HP started there was a New Moon trailer and it was the part where Jacob turns into a werewolf to protect Bella from Laurent, he said that if he were there he would get a wooden stake with some garlic on it and shove it through his heart(as he points to the right)now that's the only way in hell you would get me to see that movie. It's probably funnier if you actually heard him, because I didn't stop having random spasms of laughter for at least 2 minnutes. And when we were driving there, there was this crappy car next to us, and we were ragging on the guy inside it because he was huge, we were saying that we could hear the seat creaking and that if he moved the wrong way, he would break the seat, fall onto the door, the door would come flying out and hit us in the next lane over. I love my Uncle, if you are ever having a bad day, call him, and you will feel so much better. Soooo yeah, that's all I can think of to report. Unless, you know of a website where you can watch movies and TV shows for free without downloading them, then I will love you forever.
Oh, and Jess, what are L and G's last names? I could get them from somewhere else if you don't want to give them to me, but I'll get them anyway, so it would save me some time if you just told me please.
okay I'm leaving now byebye






My stupid friends. XD

o.O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oizfffsQtAY



(was watching rush hour3 =w= xDDD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkiGTfys-mw

(member)

from my fan-club

Lilac!


I'm redecorating my room, and I want to paint my walls lilac-y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPN2_404rmY
Yaa. Soo what? I'll just try learning Wake Me Up When September Ends. Cuz I like it. I know it is kind of hard for starters but oh well. I love that song xD




(lol;;....)

HETALIATIFIED

XD Aiiiyoooo.

But then the girl I was with was just like, "Why don't you get the swastika on your arm? Just for laughs." I just looked at her then was like, "Yeah, then why don't I just write 'I AM HITLER.' on my forehead. You are an idiot." She ROFL'd and I was like, "You are so stupid." I wound up getting a heart that said Ivan in it.

...
My friends and I went to a little fair today and there was face-painting. I just love my friends.

"Harry Potter suuuuucks. If you want to read a good book, read Twilight."

...I'm sorry, did you hit your head, or are you just mentally impaired?



X[

Eternal Silence wrote:

"Harry Potter suuuuucks. If you want to read a good book, read Twilight."

...I'm sorry, did you hit your head, or are you just mentally impaired?



X[

ROFL.
ROFL.
ROFL.
Harry Potter >>>>>>> Twilight

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O.o

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down.

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Chuck Norris jokes?

LOL...SCANTRON FAIL. 8D Take THAT, Mr. Geometry Teacher!

[11:33:47 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: *bursts out with nosebleed* URK O//o;;;
[11:33:56 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: HUH 8D
[11:34:16 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: BSB+switzerland+gun+o-omg actions= .... blood loss
[11:34:37 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: LOL
[11:34:38 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: XDDDDDD
[11:34:44 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: *c-c-clicks back*....
[11:34:59 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: karin the vampire instead of drinkin blood gives away it by nb
[11:34:59 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: XDDDD
[11:35:05 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: :'DDDDDDDDD
[11:35:11 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: I'm a vampire? :'D
[11:35:12 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: o shi
[11:35:18 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: *stuffsblood back in nose*
[11:35:27 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: XDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:35:48 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: FROM NOW ON I PHEAR BOTH YOUTUBE AND DA T////T;;
[11:35:50 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: i downloaded tht song from the aph chibi dance XDD
[11:35:58 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: lol :'DDD
[11:36:05 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: its so lol
[11:36:25 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: it's cute <3
[11:36:30 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: kay gotta finish michi >O
[11:36:34 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: while listenin to this XD
[11:36:42 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: *stares at blueberries* UGUU
[11:36:54 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: OMJ
[11:36:57 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: they remind me of ivo dunno why XD
[11:36:57 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: *dies*
[11:37:01 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: LOL?
[11:37:01 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: huh
[11:37:05 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[11:37:12 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: APH lucky star <3
[11:37:21 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:37:40 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: *makes a LOL face while eatin em* sour =========w=========
[11:37:45 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: ROFLMAOO
[11:37:53 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: *tears runing* ;A;
[11:37:54 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: somebody get me extra air :'DDD
[11:37:55 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: NO
[11:37:57 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: EZTRA LUNGS
[11:37:59 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: EXTRA*(
[11:38:01 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: O SHI
[11:38:02 AM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: xDDDDD
[11:38:04 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: EEEP
[11:38:05 AM] ~ * Pixie/Michira * ~: XDDDDDDDD




.......................... DO NOT ASK WHAT DID I SEE ;//////;.............
My poor innocent eyes :'DDD

my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil


...I have GOT to stop copying what my friends say. XD

http://www.buycostumes.com/Tweedle-Dee-Tweedle-Dum-Adult-Fairytale-Classics-Costume/32152/ProductDetail.aspx

.......um my sister wants to match holloween costumes with her bestfriend for some reason......LOL

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck


the lyrics to the llama song...

[12:56:38 PM] *~<Sanaka/Ashima>~*: rusija: ivan braginski
lenkija: Feliks Lukasievic
lietuva: Toris Laurinaitis

visos salys turi kazkoku zmogus kuris VAIZDUOJA ta sali

(LOL >_> I was explaining my classmate what Hetalia was in other words...
translation:
Russia: Ivan Braginski
Poland: Feliks Lukasievic
Lithuania: Toris Laurinaitis
Every country has a human which REPRESENTS country.)

~*Greeting Message here*~

Item Collection

Tools
Lv1
Lv1
Lv1
Lv1
Lv1
Lv1

Plants/Seeds:

Food:

Ores:

Accessories:

Special Items:


oh yeah. I copied it for my house

I was showing someone this.
VOODDDKAAAAA~!

b]Name's Journal[/b]

Heart Events

Friendship Events

Special Events

Other Events

oh. I thought it was something else...

The long drive was absolutely dreadful. Oskar Friedrich was never one for long car rides, especially to a place such a dreadful outlook. Whether it was just because he had the stench of death or seeing all of the prisoners dying faces, just begging for their salvation. He silently huffed and removed his hat from his head for only moment to push back his blonde hair, only to quickly put it back on when he spotted the gates to the death camp up ahead a few feet. From the look of his eyes, the blue-eyed man appeared to be in his late twenties, maybe even his early thirties, which was a bit surprising for someone of his age to have such a high-ranking power among the SS.

This place was a bit secluded in the midst of Poland, they called it Auschwitz. He was told that it was the larger ones of all of their concentration camps. It didn’t really matter to him, since all of the camps were there for one reason, and one reason only. To dispose of the inferior race. Oskar huffed once more as they pulled up to the gates, he quietly took out his identity card and showed it to the guards, they only nodded and opened the gates. The only expression upon the man’s face was that he seemed a bit bored of traveling from camp to camp, only to witness the same thing every time; death. Did he care that they were being killed off like animals? Not at all. As long as he didn’t have to do the killing, he was fine with it. No skin off his bones and no blood on his hands.

He was greeted with several salutes to both him and the Fuhrer, which he would calmly return. “We’ve been expecting you, Herr Friedrich.” One of the soldiers spoke.

“And I’m expecting to see something good.” Oskar responded, somehow causing the soldier to stand completely straight. “How many are being killed today?” He questioned them, as if it was one of the most normal questions ever.

“We expect at least five hundred, sir.”

Oskar merely nodded, taking a mental note of this, moving his arms behind his back and held his wrists within his hands. “Show me them.” He ordered. It must have been one of the first batches being collected to be put into the gas chambers; still, his expression was calm and collected but completely stern. He glanced over and watched as women were being shoved into various lines, they all looked the same to him. They same dirt brown hair. The same disgusting brown eyes. They looked miserable. At that one moment, Oskar almost felt pity for the lowly. It quickly wore off once the officer of the camp came to his side and began to explain a few things about the camp. “These are them.” He spoke, motioning his arm out to the large group of women. Since he was standing a little higher than the massive group, Oskar could see everything.

The blonde haired man could tell that some of the women were finally starting to figure out what their fate was. Some started to break down and cry. Some appeared as if they were ready to just run away and be shot. Some tried to remain calm. Oskar spat upon the ground as he glanced over the group. “Send them in.” Oskar mumbled, ready to turn away but something had caught his eye, his pair of sky blue eyes. He raised his hand up just a little bit to tell them to halt the command for a moment.

It was another pair of blue eyes in that group. He mumbled something under his breath and turned his attention to the officer. “I want that girl.” He pointed out to them. “The one in the third row from the right and right in the middle.” They gave him some sort of strange look before Oskar returned it with an angered look, they responded quickly by retrieving the girl, dropping her by his side. He did not look at the girl, but gave her an order of not to move. How is it possible? It must not be, there is no way that this Jew girl had those beautiful blue eyes, which the ‘pure’ German people had been constantly been praised about. No. He wouldn’t believe it.


Ohboy, that was my introduction for one of my characters for a WWII/Holocaust roleplay. His name is Oskar.

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin'
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train,
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said,
"IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy!
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the Spectravision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?!"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
(Oh man, I hate it when I'm right)
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes, indeed, you'd better believe it *Deep Breath*
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque"

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "Nah, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NAH, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

ahhhh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Ohhhh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Ooooh my God, oh my God
Oh, get 'em off me
Ooooh my God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said
"Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did.

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three whole days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just kept rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kind of a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I
HATE
SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
*pauses*
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

(drum solo)

(belch)




LOLOLOL

Weird Al ftw. XD